Due to quarantine regulations, all the reptiles were put down. The gnomes were released without charge. Debbie Parkhurst, from Cecil County, Maryland, was struggling for breath until two- year-old Toby pushed her to the ground by putting his front paws on her shoulders and then jumped up and down on her chest, eventually dislodging the apple from her windpipe. He was amazing even though I now have pawprint-shaped bruises on my chest.
When the armed officers arrived at the scene, they immediately identified the creature as a black panther and prepared a stakeout. The stench from the putrefying remains was so noxious that officers ordered the building to be evacuated in case the overpowering fumes proved lethal. While freely admitting that her billy goat, Adam, had been servicing three females who were on heat at the time, Mendenhall launched a vigorous campaign that led to her name being cleared and the law repealed.
The moose, dubbed Droopy Ear, had frequently visited the Vuoggatjalme garden of Bjorn and Monica Helamb to munch their roses, so eventually they decided to put the bicycle in front of the flowers as a barrier. Instead of being deterred, the moose leaned through the bicycle frame to get at the flowers and then sauntered off, with the bike hanging around its neck. The couple found the bicycle metres from their house, mangled beyond repair. We think that the snake slithered into the back yard, thought the golf balls were real eggs and tucked in.
Police believed the pair had slaughtered and barbecued five Tibetan mountain chickens and two Cameroonian sheep. For more than years commoners born in the Forest of Dean have been able to let their livestock graze freely, but Jeremy Awdry was banned from taking his animals into the village of Bream after his strong flock were found straying into gardens and damaging fences. Phillips said she had rescued the fawn from a busy road and had pierced its ears by hand, pushing the posts of the two earrings through the flesh.
However, earrings are a totally new one on us. His problem was that he was simply too nice. He ignored fleeing villains, let drunken yobs stroke him, disappeared at crucial moments to cock his leg, and even lay down for a rest while supposedly in hot pursuit of a suspect. He had no fire in his belly. The fire erew had anived enter the building after the owner to tackle a blaze at a Donetsk health convinced them that the snake was a club but when one firefighter hipped harmless pet.
Probably thinking there was food inside the drum, the animal put its head in and was then unable to shake off the metal container. An RSPCA officer rescued the hapless heifer and returned her to the rest of the herd without her cranial attachment. Veliz said the pig was intended to be the focal point of a celebration for a relative who was being released from jail. Unfortunately while the two men were being arrested, a third party stole the pig.
A woman was working outside in Riehen when a fox suddenly ran off with her handbag - containing her wallet and house keys - in its mouth. A passer-by gave chase but the fox was too quick for him and made its escape. The women reported the daring theft to the police who found the unopened handbag under a nearby bush. They deduced that the fox had discarded the bag because it was too bulky to take into its lair. Despite the presence of three police officers, the hungry bear, which had obtained the oatmeal by breaking into a ceramic food container, refused to leave the house until it had finished eating.
The cow - named Michelle - had fallen off a cliff. Despite changing the battery in her electronic key fob, Juliette Piesley could not start her car, but when AA patrolman Gorman arrived at the scene in Addlestone, Surrey, he discovered that its immobilizer chip was missing. Afterwards Ms Piesley acknowledged that from then on she would have to take George with her in the car at all times until events took their natural course.
Pippa started protecting the Easter eggs when she spotted them on a table at Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary. The sheep wore a dress while the goats wore shirts, pants and hats. The culprit was ultimately arrested not because of the dubious disguises but because police officers became suspicious when they saw the truck driving along without headlights. But it turned out that it was merely excreting a rubber toy lizard that it had swallowed some time before.
Ophelia, a black Polish hen, strayed onto the street in the rural town of Johannesburg, in violation of state law which bans livestock from highways. He used to eat the tobacco and the paper, and then chewed a while on the filter before spitting it out. But all of his teeth were fine. I suppose you could say that cigarettes did ultimately damage his health. Meanwhile two police officers, called by residents who thought a prowler was on the loose, were forced to jump onto the bonnet of their patrol car when the snarling animal charged straight at them Boris, who had escaped from a local wildlife centre, was eventually captured by the chairman of the Worcestershire Badger Society.
They found the passenger window broken, the door panels damaged and the interior of the vehicle covered in bear hair. The man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Sulawesi when the horse - named Budi - suddenly lunged at him and sunk its teeth into him.
As bystanders put the victim in a car to take him to hospital, one noticed a lump of flesh on the ground. Visitors to Aasee near Munster looked on in amazement as Petra repeatedly circled her plastic lover, staring longingly at it and making crooning sounds, all classic signs of a swan in love. And when the pedal boat swan refused to fly south for the winter, Petra stayed too, defying the cold weather. Fortunately the local zoo took pity and gave both Petra and her boat boyfriend a place to spend the winter.
Over the next two years, Petra was encouraged to strike up a rapport with real swans but the relationships always fizzled out and she returned to her boat mate, swimming patiendy alongside it, apparendy undeterred by its lack of feathers or by the fact that it was 50 times bigger than her. The bird was placed in a glass cubicle along with a computer screen showing a video of a tic-tac-toe board. Whenever Ginger pecked the screen, a nought appeared on the corresponding place on the game board.
Many tried their luck but after either suffering the humiliation of being beaten by a chicken or at best achieving a draw, they left, grumbling about the fact that the chicken always went first. Using the Googfe Earth website. Boris's owners spotted him sprawled out on the lawn of their hotel. Fran Milner said: "My brother-in-law was on Ihe Internet and looked at a satellite picture of our place.
Officers became suspicious when they noticed that she kept scratching her chest, and on further inspection of her heaving cleavage they found dozens of baby grass snakes writhing around in her bra and six lizards crawling about under her blouse. The woman said she was planning to start a reptile farm. The bird then proceeded to rip the handbag open and check its contents. Police in Kundl later found the thief hiding in a field. Gan Shugen said the bird - a gift from a relative - was wrapped in a thick plastic bag and with its legs tied so, assuming that it was dead, he put it in the freezer.
But when he opened the freezer two days later, he received something of a surprise. She was still warm, and when I removed the tape, she could stand. The mystery disease caused thousands of toads to swell up to three and a half times their normal size before suddenly exploding, scattering their entrails over a large area.
Usually whatever Taffy eats - and that has included socks and a set of car keys - emerges naturally from the other end but this pair of underpants refused to shift, forcing his owner, Staffordshire vet Eubie Saayman, to operate. But once he had recovered, Taffy was quickly up to his old tricks again.
She spent hours hovering around the satellite dish until, one day in , she finally undressed and climbed into it. She was found sitting in the dish masturbating, happy in the belief that she was consummating her marriage to Mr Duck.
Jean Curtis, from Glasgow, Scodand, claimed that husband Ian - a former military policeman - was dressed in a blouse and rubber stockings as he lay on the sofa with the bird of his fantasies. Hanna Wozniak told telephone operators that she would gladly start a fire if it meant that a hunky fireman would come round afterwards for sex. The year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park when the car was struck by a reversing van.
Immediately after the collision, the woman was heard to scream loudly before emerging from the vehicle with her mouth covered in blood. The detective helpfully called an ambulance to take the injured man to hospital. His lover followed him there, carrying part of his penis. The trio had gathered in a derelict hut on a hillside near Taipei, Taiwan, to observe the lovers having sex in a nearby car but became so engrossed with the action that they failed to spot the storm brewing.
The bolt struck the hut with such force that the three were lucky to survive. Merseyside, out of their sods in the s The two men shared a strange fascination with feet and would approach tourists in the resort's bars and dubs, paying revellers up to S7.
S0 for their socks under the pretence of collecting them for charity. They made sure to take pictures of the victims with their socks and then meticulously tagged each pair with the donor's name before wrapping them in sandwich bags. But it turned out that they were hoarding the socks for their own sexual gratification. When one of the men's flats was raided, police officers found 4, pairs of socks in bin bags in a cupboard. One officer described having to wade through an inch carpet of smelly socks.
It was like there had been an explosion in a sock factory. A security guard spotted the man in the staff canteen, naked and on his knees with Henry the Hoover. Zeljko Tupic had previously experienced problems getting an erection so, leaving nothing to chance before a hot date, he slotted a thin pencil into his manhood.
But when the pencil moved and became lodged in his bladder, he was forced to end the sex session and call an ambulance. He said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will take pills before he takes any more chances with pencils. Men are happy because many of them live alone and the girls help them get rid of the three things which torment their lives: sex, cleaning and cooking. The footage showed him pretending to choose items from the shelves before suddenly crouching down behind the worker.
I watched every day for a week to see if anyone would outbid me but no one did and when I realized I had won I started preparing for the big night. I admit I did find it a bit strange that I got no reply to my emails to the model but on the auction site there was an address and a date, so I thought she was just trying to set a mood of mystery for the night.
I decided to turn up at the address but when I got there, instead of a beautiful model I found some spotty little kid with a laptop. He had been watching the Eurovision Song Contest the previous evening. Sandy Wong pleaded guilty to three counts of climbing onto cars in public and masturbating on them He was first caught pleasuring himself with his pants down on top of a BMW sedan at a local Home and Garden show. Two months later he was spotted mounting a green Mini Cooper that was parked outside a Pizza Hut and finally a witness called the police after watching him in ecstasy on a Buick Century.
Police were called to the White Cockatoo resort, near Port Douglas, Queensland, which was promoting a month of hedonism to boost sagging tourism figures. A neighbour in Bellevue, Ohio, called the police when he saw the man turn over a round metal table in his garden and sexually assault it. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table. There are so many restrictions for women in Iran.
So I want another sex change. She was charged with fraudulently lowering prices in a public trade market and unfair competition in what police described as a blatant attempt to force other prostitutes out of business. He refused to pay the bill because he said the line was boring. The alert was raised after a man spotted the couple with his binoculars and contacted the coastguard. Her lawyer said she developed carpal tunnel syndrome in both hands from masturbating up to seven times a day while speaking with callers.
But then he accidentally spilled hot oil on her, the shock of which caused her to clamp down hard with her teeth onto his penis. Surgeons worked for four hours to repair the damage to his organ but feared that it would lose its sexual function. The owners had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the mare.
David Truscott, 40, had broken into the farm and covered himself in animal waste. On that occasion the farmer found a trough filled with dung and tissues scattered around. Officers related how Truscott would walk into the farm to roll in manure and pleasure himself before washing in a cattle trough. She said she started the auction in after her sister Avia had successfully raised money for her own degree by working as a prostitute for three weeks.
However the court took a dim view of his actions, sentencing him to three years in prison and ordering him to reimburse the woman in full. Although he had taken the number from a newspaper advertisement, he kept ringing the Colonie Police Department by mistake.
So when he phoned for a sixth time, the annoyed operator suggested meeting him at a local hotel for sex. When he showed up, her colleagues were waiting to arrest him. After receiving her prize, it was revealed that she had previously been a biker named Tommy Buckley before undergoing a sex-change operation in , and that she was in fact the father of the children.
Tolu Akintepe and his wife Bunmi told a judge they had been trying to spice up their love life when they were caught in the act by the pastor. I thought it was a little adventurous. My wife loved the idea. He also wanted them to clean the altar.
Once the fleet of BMWs and Mercedes had been stolen, the women hastily grabbed their clothes and escaped in a waiting van. He then forcibly covered her face and body with chocolate and vanilla cake frosting. He reportedly told his victim that she should have known this would happen if she left her door unlocked. Consequendy the accident produced only two serious casualties - the breast implants themselves, which burst with the force of the impact leaving the woman deflated but relieved to be alive.
Inside they found a man with two chickens - one on his lap, the other in the passenger seat. Among the items of evidence was a ounce jar of Vaseline with three feathers in it. Risto Bocic and Sonja Pasic, both 22, were pulled naked from the crumpled heap by passers-by who saw the accident. This latest incident at the popular courting spot prompted police to set up a permanent patrol on the hill. Flashing police ID, Trevor Blair Roszell approached the woman in Edmonton, Alberta, in and asked her for free sex - or at the very least a reduced rate.
He began his plan in adulthood by advertising on the Internet for a well-built male who was prepared to be slaughtered and then eaten. After the victim, year-old Bernd Jurgen Brandes, answered the advert in , Meiwes took him back to his home in Rotenburg, where Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off.
Meiwes then flambeed the member, but finding it lacking in flavour, decided to fry it instead. After both men had tasted it, Meiwes stabbed his victim repeatedly in the neck and dissected the corpse, capturing the moment on a camcorder. When police later searched his house, they found remnants of Brandes in a freezer.
He had gone to a witchdoctor seeking a cure for premature ejaculation and the witchdoctor had apparently recommended having sex with a hedgehog. Happily the hedgehog was none the worse for its ordeal. Both had been drinking heavily before the sex session. The year-old man persuaded his year-old date to let him hypnotize her during their first meeting arranged by a matchmaking agency. You will feel thrilled all over your body, and if my hand touches your body, you will feel intense pleasure.
She did not feel intense pleasure, more a sensation of sexual harassment. Unfortunately she was seen by a passing cab driver who was so mesmerized that he drove into a nearby building, sending a lump of masonry crashing down onto the woman. The quintet - a British couple, a Frenchman and two Swiss, all aged between 22 and 40 - were arrested for exhibitionism and transported in a van to the local police station in Benidorm On arrival, officers opened the doors to discover one of the Swiss men having sex in the van with the British woman.
After being told in no uncertain terms that carnal relations were strictly forbidden in the back of a police custody vehicle, the five were released. He admitted the truth only because nobody believed his first story - that he started the fires to relieve stress and get rid of a headache.
I have never heard of a cycle- sexualist. When questioned about the money, the man claimed that it had been given to him by a woman - whose name escaped him - as a reward for outstanding sex. Ame and Oystein Tokvam, aged 73 and 80 respectively invited the women to their home in after meeting them in a shop. Very expensive, but absolutely entertaining. But now Michael has produced a cheque and a contract.
And to be honest I could use the money. Perhaps he can then afford a new liver. Why should I feel like a prostitute about it? By the time staff were scrambled, they were already in the throes of an exchange about philosophy, judging by their cries. There is a lot of sex in the British Library - but usually just in the books.
Frank Buble, from Parkman, Maine, struck his year-old son Philip several times with a crowbar before turning himself in to police. Charles Lennon received the steel-plastic implant in , some two years before Viagra became readily available. The implant was designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex and then lower it.
However Lennon was unable to move his organ to the down position - and because of the resultant discomfort and embarrassment he could no longer hug people, swim, wear bathing trunks or ride a bike. The pair were in such a state of arousal that they failed to notice that two officers were sitting in the car at the time. The man, thought to have a rubber fetish, was fined for indecency and had his gas mask confiscated. Jose Agustin Noh worked for a funeral home in Campeche and decided to have sex with his girlfriend, Ana Maria Camara Suarez, in his hearse, meanwhile leaving the engine running to provide air conditioning.
But they died from carbon monoxide poisoning while sleeping off their tryst. The culprit, who had visited the shop several times over the previous few days, was quickly arrested. Police said they were keeping the doll as evidence. Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse sprawled with the naked dummy on the floor with his pants and underpants down. However, Plentyhorse was found not guilty of indecent exposure as nobody else had been around when he snuggled up to the mannequin.
But the flasher merely succeeded in arousing the dog, which leaped forward and bit him hard on the genitals. He hobbled away doubled up in agony. She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce. The keyhole had been superglued, forcing firemen to use hydraulic cutters to free him in a delicate two-and-a- half-hour operation. Ara Tripp, 38, from Olympia, climbed the foot tower beside a freeway bridge one morning in , took off her shirt and began dancing, occasionally taking swigs from a vodka bottle, spitting out the liquor and setting it on fire.
Traffic on the bridge slowed to a standstill during the hour that Tripp remained up the tower and electricity was cut to 5, homes to prevent her being zapped by the , volts of juice flowing through power lines. She later revealed that she had planned the stunt for weeks to protest against discriminatory laws that allow men to take their shirts off in public but not women. Tripp was a man before undergoing a sex-change operation.
When they began to explain how they were having sex, the gynaecologist immediately realized the problem: they were having anal sex. He sent them away with a pile of sex education leaflets. He went on to express his genuine love and affection for the cow, recited marriage vows and promised to remain faithful to her while serving his nine-month jail sentence. The pair had chosen what they thought was the perfect spot - a secluded meadow near the village of Brnicko - but were so gripped in the throes of passion that they were oblivious to the approaching farmer who was taking a shortcut across the meadow.
He also complained that she went down too quickly. After trying unsuccessfully to ease the pressure by removing some of his blood, they were forced to cut the bench from the ground and take rt. They said later that if he had been stuck for another hour, they would probably have had to amputate his penis. The man. While two of the males then went into the store to carry out the robbery, the girl and the other boy hid the car in a dark spot, out of the view of prying eyes. Told to wait until the lovers had finished, the pair on the outside created such a commotion that witnesses were able to give police a good description of the car, leading to the eventual arrest of all four.
Milo J. In his defence, Altschuler said he often threatened to spank clients if they gave wrong answers to his questions, but when another female client also complained about his tactics, he held his hands up and pleaded no contest to two counts of fourth-degree sexual assault. The woman, from Devizes, Wiltshire, was woken by two phone calls in the early hours of the morning.
Convinced that her daughter was being attacked in her bedroom miles away, the mother dialled the emergency services and a police car sped to the house to investigate. There, the embarrassed daughter explained that at the height of passion either she or her partner had accidentally pushed an auto-dial button on their phone with a toe. Spotting him acting suspiciously, officers approached him but he drove off and led them on a low-speed car chase. Police officers said the man twice blew the powdery substance into the face of the clerk at a hardware store checkout.
For me, this is a first. Hardened criminal Maurice Baumann was sentenced to a year in prison for burgling homes in the town of Bielefeld but instead he entered hospital to undergo treatment for the unrelenting priapism from which he had suffered for several months.
The woman from Ploiesti was recognized by her voice while buying parsley at the local market. Shordy afterwards, customers and staff heard muffled screams and a security guard was sent to investigate. They told the court they had been very drunk.
He was also alleged to have attempted to mount an underpass. He was jailed for 18 months but was back in court two years later on charges of simulating sex with black plastic bin bags. Apparendy his ultimate sexual fantasy was to be in a garbage truck when the bin bags were crushed. But when she woke in the king-size bed the following morning, she found her lover gone and three people staring at her. They were the estate agent and two prospective buyers for the show house. Mohammed Ismail Ariffin, 36, was convicted of sniffing the armpits of 23 females, ranging in age from a nine-year-old girl to a year-old cleaner.
The court heard that he stalked his victims, following them into lifts, staircase landings or their homes. Following a report from a housewife that a man had smelled her armpit, police took a semen swab at the scene, which led them to Ismail. The dolls were slashed in their private parts, leaving their breasts cut and their crotches mutilated.
According to newspaper reports, Mehmet Esirgen had twice bought donkeys, amputated their sexual organs and attempted unsuccessfully to persuade doctors to carry out a transplant. His family bitterly opposed the idea, so when the year-old returned home from a trip to Ankara in with a third donkey, his son vented his frustration by shooting him in the leg. Esirgen remained unrepentant, vowing to acquire a fourth donkey as soon as he recovered from the bullet wound.
You really need to get on together in those roles. However the attachment broke shortly before the performance and although Blackner managed to fix it using extra strong glue, he only allowed the glue to dry for 20 seconds instead of the recommended 20 minutes. So when he joined it directly to his organ, it formed a solid attachment.
The audience thought it was hilarious - even when Blackner was taken to hospital. She explained that she was going to cover his body in plaster to create a lifelike male nude. So wearing only Y-fronts and a pair of socks, Fifield, from Girton, Cambridgeshire, struck a pose, but unfortunately Freeland made the mistake of using wall plaster instead of plaster of Paris for the full-body mould, leaving him in agony when she tried to break the solid cast.
Firemen had to take him to hospital, where he was given an anaesthetic while the plaster was hammered off. Kaji was wearing the tropical fruit costume for a music video in Malmo, Sweden, but, having been left alone with the equipment while the camera crew went for a break, he was viciously attacked, sustaining a cut lip and a broken tooth. Maria Leeb and flamethrower Marc Miszler were performing at a lap-dancing club in Augsburg, Germany, but their hot routine came to a painful end when Leeb suffered burns across her chest.
Matt Brownlee had been arrested for speeding along a street in Ottawa but the judge ruled that Brownlee was not criminally responsible because he suffers from delusions that female celebrities communicate with him telepathically.
The message was clearly lost on the cleaner who binned it as rubbish, forcing Metzger to replace it with a new bag of garbage that enjoyed round-the-clock protection. Callers to the church principally objected to the graphic pictures of genitalia in a religious setting, including one painting of an angel having sex on an altar. It transpired that the Academy had thought they were two separate works and much preferred the simple support to the elaborately sculpted head. Some reported waking up in a panic while others complained of stomach upsets, headaches and uncontrollable weeping.
A few were even so upset that they could not bear going into work to face the sight of muddy, damaged books. So the library arranged for anxious staff to attend a programme of grief counselling and encouraged them to express their emotions in departmental meetings. Instead artist David Cerny created an installation that insulted virtually every nation in the EU. This is not the face of Bulgaria. She suspected the culprits simply walked out with the figure. The Bat Yam Museum near Tel Aviv allowed the septet to live there for three weeks with lice in their hair in a bid to stretch the boundaries of art.
They wore shower caps to prevent the lice from spreading but although acknowledging that it was an uncomfortable experience, they insisted that it was not a gimmick. Local radio station Z99 had offered the tickets to the sold-out concert to the listener who could collect the most grasshoppers over a two-day period.
All I kept thinking was, Ts this enough? Staff had been using it as a cycle rack. A friend said that Petryshyn had descended into paranoia and depression because he was afraid that he would become a laughing stock in the mathematical community as a result of a small error in his latest textbook, Generalized Topological Degree and Semilinear Equations.
He was found not guilty of murder on the grounds of insanity. The extra left ear, made of human cartilage, does not function but Stelarc said he hoped to have a miniature microphone implanted so that other people could listen to sounds that the ear picks up. For example, someone in Venice could listen to what my ear is hearing in Melbourne. Apparently year-old Fry was convinced that Twitty, 58, was his son. Ottmar Hoerl created the exhibit in Straubing as a satirical protest at lingering fascist tendencies in German society.
Everyone started laughing. Nevertheless Victoria Page, co-owner of the Halifax, Nova Scotia, gallery, thought it best to seek assurances from the prospective buyers. The art-lover was apparendy so overcome with passion in front of the Cy Twombly work in Avignon that she felt she had to kiss it, leaving a red lipstick stain on the canvas. The plaque was meant to honour black actor James Earl Jones at a Florida event marking Martin Luther King Day in but instead it paid tribute to James Earl Ray - the man who killed the civil rights leader.
The Winnipeg- based magazine was launched in to celebrate the history of the fur trade but its publisher, Deborah Morrison, said the tide had become something of an impediment online. Ninety years ago, it probably seemed the perfect name for a magazine about the fur trade. So we have decided to hire an unemployed actor, dress him in a duck suit and give him a bigger part. Call me now! There is a lot of pressure to get people to call in with the correct answer.
It was a bad day. It was said to have been recovered by a maid at the White House after pioneering aviator Earhart stayed there prior to her final flight in However the DNA analysis revealed the supposed cherished hair to be simple thread of no historical significance whatsoever. Bush and Paris Hilton in the form of collages using pieces of pornographic magazines.
Yeo apparently came up with the idea after the White House cancelled his commission to paint Bush in The mistake in the Pasta Bible recipe for tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto had apparendy prompted a number of complaints from readers. There was almost no blood at all. I quickly pulled it out, licked the wound, and the orchestra did not notice a thing. The fissure, which was a metre down at its deepest point, was designed to symbolize racial and social division in the world.
Police said they were at a loss to explain the theft, particularly as a nearby statue of Tangaroa, the Maori god of the sea, was better endowed. She wants you to paint her. She would pose for an hour at a time, Urbieta viewing her through a hole in the wall of an adjoining room He was eventually released when the painting was finished. There, a receptionist pointed the producer in the direction of Guy Goma, an economics and business studies graduate from the Congo, who was waiting for a job interview.
The next thing Mr Goma knew, he was being whisked into a studio to answer questions live on air about the Apple court case. However he did wonder why the questions were not related to the data support cleanser job he had applied for.
Evaristti would deep-freeze the body of Hathorn, who was found guilty of killing his father, stepmother and stepbrother in , and then turn it into fish food which visitors to an exhibition could then feed to goldfish. In , Evaristti had a museum display in which he placed goldfish in electric blenders filled with water and invited visitors to turn them on.
Police immediately feared the parcel contained a chemical bomb, and reports began to come in of similar packages being received by other people in the city, including leading newspaper editors. As panic spread, the red-faced student called police to confess. She also examined racial attitudes towards buttocks in Europe and Africa. He said various advisors had told him so. The librarian cataloguing the bequest had entered 11, items into a database when he died suddenly - and nobody else knew the password.
But while performing at the Star Hotel in Newcastle, New South Wales, on Christmas Eve, , his crowd-pleasing antics backfired when the flames reached the ceiling and set the hotel ablaze. The fire put 11 audience members in hospital and left another four needing treatment for smoke inhalation. This was just an unfortunate moment. I guess I just got careless. I thought it was going to be the event that catapulted us into the next level.
We all know what chickens did for Alice Cooper, and what bats did for Ozzy Osbourne. A little controversy never hurt anyone. But after that, wherever we were booked, venues copped grief from the licensing police, and it all turned very negative. In , she was jailed for two months for forgery after being convicted of taking revenge on her enemies - including a job counsellor, a landlord and a neighbour - by signing them up to around magazines.
The Bog Standard Dennis Neale. Worcestershire, into a road to public ones. Mistaking the dummies for potential jumpers, several worried residents phoned the emergency services while the shock caused one grandmother to be rushed to hospital after suffering a heart attack. Vactor accepted the classical alternative but only lasted 15 minutes and so had to pay the full fine. But after only a few hours on display, it was pulled by museum staff when the ventilation equipment failed and the stench became unbearable.
He whacked one of the attackers on the back of the head with his heavy mailbag and batded to free the victim It was only when he called for help that he was informed the two men and the woman were actors and that he had interrupted filming for a scene in the BBC hospital drama series Casualty. He apparendy wanders the streets of the Spanish capital naked except for camera equipment attached to his genitals.
Friedrich Schiller had died in - long before the invention of either television or radio - but that did not prevent agency GEZ sending him two letters in demanding immediate payment. GEZ responded by insisting that Schiller would only be exempt if he could prove that he did not own television or radio sets.
They were described as 2,year-old Celtic carvings but Ted recognized them as the work of his brother Leslie, who had created them in to resemble Hider and Mussolini. Embarrassed museum officials quickly withdrew the exhibits. The squirrel died in the incident after giving itself an 11,volt shock.
Glenn Matthews jumped up on stage, grabbed the microphone and proceeded to confess to the bemused audience that he had robbed several banks. While the audience laughed, club officials called the police. Matthews was subsequently convicted of three counts of armed robbery. People thought it was amazing. Theatre bosses said Geoff Roder blocked the view for others while sitting on the animal.
Among the tokens of affection that he sent to her Nashville, Tennessee, home were a case of corn flakes, dirty clothes, four bicycles and a rusty wrench. His recipes, which include testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets, require thorough preparatory washing and a very sharp knife.
Dave Freeman had already visited around 50 per cent of the places mentioned in his book, whose recommendations included a voodoo pilgrimage to Haiti, running with bulls in Pamplona, Spain, and nude night surfing in Australia. He died at the age of 47 in ironically dull circumstances after hitting his head in a fall at his home in Venice, California. To the intense disappointment of music lovers everywhere, he said he was not planning to release a CD of his work.
At first the method acting went down well with the audience in Frankfurt, Germany, but gradually the alcohol took its toll and Schulze ended up getting so drunk that he collapsed on stage. I was amazed at how good his drunken staggering was and how he was slurring his words.
But then he started missing lines, staring blankly at the other actors and generally looking confused. That was when the audience could tell there was something wrong and realized that he may not actually be acting. Finally he just collapsed. However within a few weeks the breasts had burst. My body just rejected it. But in his stunt to encourage Britons to holiday at home instead of travelling abroad, by burying himself up to his neck for 48 hours on Margate beach, had to be scrapped after aggressive seagulls began dive-bombing him.
Fearing that the birds might peck out his eyes, he abandoned the challenge after only 30 hours. Percy had been word perfect during earlier rehearsals of the production in Blandford Forum, Dorset, but suddenly unleashed a stream of profanities. The unscheduled hedge trimming was thought to be an act of revenge after Ringo had outraged some Liverpudlians by stating that there was nothing he missed about the city.
It would not make sense to have a pregnant virginal daughter, and the heavily-corseted Victorian costumes would make it very difficult to disguise her pregnancy. What next? The Royal Shakespeare Company being forced to have a pregnant actress playing the female lead in Romeo and Juliet?
She suggested that next time the eclipse should be held at a weekend. Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, claims she fell in love with the concrete structure when she first saw it on television at the age of seven. While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists that she has a full, loving relationship with the wall. However when Barclay arrived in Cardiff and asked for directions to the venue, he was told that the wedding date was actually July 6, Tracy saw red because she thought her new husband was pushing the cake into her mouth too forcefully.
The ambassador had only met his future bride a few times before the marriage was due to take place - and she had been wearing the niqab at all times. It was only after the marriage contract had been signed and shortly before the wedding party that he tried to kiss her and saw the optical impediment and facial hair.
I assumed he was getting his driving licence but it turned out the police just wanted the phone number of the car hire firm for a force function! She said the dog was kind, faithful and treated her with respect, just like her father but unlike any of her previous boyfriends.
The ceremony was cancelled. The six-foot-tall cut-out - created by a local sign-maker - stood next to the altar as Andy Richmond and Carlee Yates tied the knot. Carlee even danced with the cut-out at the reception. In keeping with the lavatory theme, the bride wore a dress made from glue, tape and toilet paper, the creation of Hanah Kim, winner of the coveted Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest.
She spotted the difference because her original suitor drooled continually at the mouth. Chang Hsi-hsum, 46, married the inch plastic doll during an elaborate ceremony at his local Buddhist temple in He believed the doll housed the spirit of his wife Tsai who had killed herself 20 years earlier because his family opposed their marriage.
The reception at Lecco, Italy, was delayed for an hour until she returned from hospital. But when we found out they were just taking statements, all the guests started booing and the officers left pretty quickly.
After a quickie wedding in Las Vegas in , the newlyweds were driving near Salt Lake City, Utah, when they apparendy started fighting in the car. Police said the bride got out of the car and started to walk away, whereupon the groom allegedly drove off the road and rammed her with the car, pushing her into a snow bank.
Linally taking the plunge after 15 years of courtship, Tendler, who wore a white dress, a veil and had pink flowers in her hair, got down on one knee and gave Cindy a kiss - and a piece of herring. Although acknowledging that the wedding had no legal status, she said the ceremony reflected her true feelings for the animal.
The wedding was called off. He refused to allow her into the church and asked the wedding party to disperse quiedy. Rather than risk incurring the wrath of another priest, the couple later decided to get married in a civil ceremony instead.
Unlike a woman, it will cost me little or nothing to maintain. I think it will make the ideal mate for me. He grabbed his gun and fired at a figure in the dark hallway of his home, thinking his live-in partner was still in bed. It was quite apparent. Following the ceremony near Plombino, Tuscany, the bride and groom had arranged for a small plane to fly overhead and for a passenger to throw the bouquet to a line of female guests.
The passenger who threw the bouquet suffered two broken legs. It was only when he was shown his signature on the Arizona marriage licence that the truth hit him The news was broken to him by US immigration authorities when he applied to live in Hawaii with the person he thought was his wife.
He said that she was very understanding about being temporarily relegated to girlfriend status. But as she returned to the car park she saw her sister-in-law, Michelle King, screaming and running towards her limousine with a can of black spray paint. All went well until late in the proceedings one guest rose to his feet and accidentally dropped a cup.
Thinking that this was a toast, the other guests interpreted it as a traditional gesture of good luck, whereupon they all stood up and hurled the entire service into the fireplace. Under Romanian tradition wedding guests donate money to help pay for the cost of the event but only two-thirds of the invited guests turned up on this occasion and some, surprised by the replacement bride, did not give generously.
To add to her woes, the groom took a shine to her and declared that he wanted the marriage to last. Keith had tried to persuade her with romantic notes, dinners and trips to Ibiza but she had repeatedly turned him down. Tatsuhiko Kawata had been married to his wife since but had also been seeing another woman for three years and had promised to marry her in October at a hotel in the mountain resort of Hokuto.
However on the eve of the ceremony, the still-married Kawata sought to delay events by spilling seven litres of petrol in the hotel and setting it on fire, causing minor damage and forcing several guests to evacuate the premises. Chandre Oram from West Bengal is regarded by locals as an incarnation of Hindu monkey god Hanuman but the tail, which he refused to have surgically removed, proved a turn-off for the ladies. They see me and agree but as soon as I turn around, they see my tail and leave.
The ceremony, at Aberdare, Wales, had been put back a few minutes in the hope that the organist would appear but when he still failed to show, Darren Medd, a friend of the groom, realized that he had the tune on his phone as a ringtone. So the phone was held next to a microphone as the bride made her way down the aisle.
The wedding took place at the Tokyo Institute of Technology and was presided over by a priest. The groom, dressed in a white suit and tie, read his vows before Ms Anegasaki flashed hers up on the touch screen of his Nintendo. Some people have expressed doubts about my actions, but this is really just about us as husband and wife.
Police said the bride, who was ten-weeks pregnant at the time, threw wedding cake at her husband, punched him in the face, then kicked and beat him while he was on the ground. Officers arrived to find him covered in bruises, scratches and icing. Having spent two years planning the trip, they decided to go ahead with it anyway and were showered with gifts wherever they travelled but were too embarrassed to admit they had really only been married for 24 years.
Isamel and Ali Mohammed, both 27, had insisted their parents should look for twin sisters if they wanted them to get married and settle down. When suitable sisters were found, it proved impossible to distinguish them apart, so the brothers picked their respective brides by drawing lots. Police said they learned of the deal after the man asked them for help in getting his daughter back after he failed to receive the promised money.
The amorous elephant trampled 20 limos to try to reach the object of his desires in a nearby sugarcane field. When that failed, he smashed through a shopping mall before mounting and attempting to mate with a truck. First, they drove a car off a cliff - but survived; next they tried to hang themselves - but survived; and then they jumped from the top of a storey building - but survived.
After that, the parents agreed to reconsider. The bride-to-be was making last minute preparations on the morning of the ceremony when a total stranger raced up in a car and threatened to detonate a bomb unless Neely-White gave him her pickup truck. My house needs work anyway.
And she still got married three hours later. Well, I love that truck. I admire her guts. He came right at her - he was wired. The priest did not know where to look. His first wife had run off with their wedding-day chauffeur just two weeks into their marriage. At the same bar in Herne Bay, Cathy Snelson was waiting to meet a blind date while Dominic McDonnell was playing pool, but when police raided the establishment, the strangers were made to spend two hours sitting on the floor with their hands tied behind their backs before eventually being released.
He also relationship status on Facebook and Tweeted: 'Standing at the altar with Twitter. Immediately after the minister Tracy Page where just a second agot pronounced them man and wife, Dana she became my wife! Gotta go. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man reached the end of his tether in and heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ.
He was rushed to hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed penis. After hasty consultation between the two families, she agreed to marry his younger brother, Pintu, instead. Deputies said the bride-to-be ordered him to leave the house and then started hitting him in the face. When he did leave, she reportedly tackled him rugby-style, punched him again, threw his watch into the bushes and broke his glasses.
The woman was arrested on suspicion of assault. It is not known whether the marriage took place. The three-year-old collie cross even wore a pink frilly dress and bonnet for the service. She was really well behaved throughout the service. She got a little excited at the reception but we could tell she was happy.
Emma Pelling said she had been unable to go through with her wedding to Gareth Heal because she suffers from emetophobia, an intense fear of vomiting. But as he left the shop, a sudden gust of wind wrenched the balloon from his grasp, leaving him to watch helplessly as the ring floated away over London.
I felt like such a plonker. It cost a fortune, and when I told my girlfriend the story she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me. During the exchange of vows at the Muslim wedding in Uttar Pradesh, the priest said Mehraj instead of Siraj and the bride failed to spot the mistake. Despite the fact that between them the couple had six children, 14 grandchildren and 17 great-grandchildren, under Florida law their union still needed safeguarding by the Marriage Preparation and Preservation Act of , a statute designed to protect children from the fallout of failed marriages.
Then a flooded road forced guests to drive an extra miles to the new indoor location. A wild squirrel nearly destroyed the cake and the wedding photographer was rushed to hospital with a kidney stone.
Haylie Hocking, from Bristol, only found out shortly before the big day that fitness fanatic Jason Brake made adult movies. A friend organizing her hen night had been searching online for a male stripper when she stumbled across a movie clip in which the male star looked like Jason. On checking the website, she realized it was Jason. In his lawsuit he alleged fraud, conspiracy and violation of civil rights resulting in emotional distress, and sought costs for travel and long-distance telephone calls.
Accompanied by a drum band, groom Sam Lake summoned his mate by imitating the call of a male gibbon, whereupon his bride, Norka Russin, responded with happy monkey calls while swinging down from a treetop into his arms. Teresa Brown was still wearing her wedding dress when she assaulted groom Mark Allerton with the heel of her stiletto and ended up spending the rest of the weekend in a police cell.
All the food was stewed in a big pot but the guests decided it tasted too bland, so one of them added what he or she thought was salt - several times over. Within an hour, the local hospital was packed with guests suffering from stomach pains, vomiting and diarrhoea. They took their vows high in a tree at a Reinholds, Pennsylvania, gun club with the bride wearing a full-length camouflage dress, complete with a veil made of a deer-hunting face mask. The path to the altar was lined with deer antlers and the groom was chased along it by a group of hunting companions.
Among the guests, many of whom also wore camouflage, were several life-sized rubber deer. Under an Austrian law designed to prevent forced marriages, if either party replies to the key question in the negative the wedding must be cancelled and cannot be rescheduled for a further ten weeks. In retrospect my remark was probably not so funny. Roused by a noise one night in , the owner, Mr Alifi, rushed outside and found Charles Tombe with the goat named Rose.
That was why Tombe had to marry the goat. He wisely waited until after the wedding before breaking the news to his bride. However Elena suffered an accident and decided not to stay in touch. Meanwhile Vladut bumped into her twin sister, Monica, at the seaside and thought it was Elena. She did not correct him and the pair married in , remaining together for three years before Vladut realized he was living with the wrong twin.
So their 40 guests decided to play a prank on the couple - and each bought them a toaster. When a friend of the groom walked in on them unexpectedly, the shock caused a muscle spasm that meant they were unable to be pulled apart. A procession of wedding guests came to gawp at the hapless pair before doctors arrived with the intention of separating them Unable to do so, they had to take the pair on a stretcher to hospital, where the bride was given an injection to relax her muscles, thereby enabling the best man to break free.
Meanwhile the party continued after the groom announced that the celebrations were now to mark his divorce rather than his wedding. It was hoped that the ceremony, conducted before guests, would keep evil spirits at bay. Unfortunately the eight-foot-wide dress, which weighed 25 stone and had a foot-long train, was so big that she became wedged in the church door for an hour and a half.
It eventually required the combined efforts of 20 people to push her through the door and up the aisle and another 14 plus the groom to carry her out again at the end of the ceremony. So they took his corpse along to the wedding, leaving it in an open coffin inside the church during the ceremony. Tulsi Devipujak, 20, had been prevented from marrying year-old Sanjay Dantania while he was alive because they belonged to different castes.
The man filming the wedding had borrowed the camera from year-old Derek Jeffrey, who had forgotten to erase the previous footage on the tape. In court, Jeffrey admitted to having been drunk at the time but claimed that he had only been simulating sex with the dog. He was given a six-month suspended sentence.
Tesar, T. Mandl, G. Holweg, F. Nan, Dumitru Jula, Ovidiu B. One such property inherent to these web-like complex networks is theexistence of communities. Mining for and identifying Web-based communities, for example, has an enormo us potential for application. Therefore, communities have recently been explored in several disciplines—graph theory,physics, statistics, sociology, biology, and linguistics.
A community may informally be defined as a locally-densesubgraph, of a significant size, in a much larger globally-sparse graph. An optimal extraction of communities hasbeen shown to be NP-complete. We m us t, therefore, devise approximate algorithms. In this talk we will present aquick overview of the community-discovery algorithms and present new heuristic for community identification.
That is,a new heuristic for identifying the community structure around a given set of seed vertices, us ing only theirneighborhood information. Since identifying communities can be an extremely compute-intensive task, parallelcomputation has a critical role in the solution.
We will disc us s both sequential and parallel heuristics. Brief Biography of the Speaker:Professor Narsingh Deo is known for his work in computational graph theory, combinatorial computing, and parallelalgorithms. He holds the Charles N. Prior to this, he was aProfessor of Computer Science at Washington State University 86 , and the department chair. He received a Ph. Deo has authored four textbooks on graph theory, discrete optimization, and combinatorialcomputing. He has published over refereed research papers, and holds a number of patents in computerhardware.
He is currently the president of the Forum forInterdisciplinary Mathematics. It is developed to express a multivariate function in terms of components withascending multivariance such that the first component is j us t a constant followed by univariate components each ofwhich depends on a different independent variable, and the each coming group of components have increasingvariance like bivariance, trivariance and so on.
This works on multiway arrays also and the efficiency of the HDMRtruncations at certain level of multivariance completely depends on how univariate the array under consideration is. There have been many attempts to increase the univariance and therefore truncation efficiency. During these effortsmany descendants of HDMR have been developed. These will be given as much as the duration of the talk permits.
Quite recently a new point of view has been brought to the scene to open new horizons for function or arraydecompositions by Demiralp group. The new method is not exactly an HDMR but its an extended form. It brings theconcept of support functions which are in fact given univariate functions. The choice of these supports is a veryimportant issue and can dramatically affect the truncation approximation. What we are going to present in this talk isbased on cartesian geometry, hyperprismatic grids and regions at this moment.
The purpose is get maximumcontributions in at most univariate terms. This speech foc us es on the issues roughly mentioned above in details asmuch as possible and tries to make comments and remarks on the possible pitfalls and misunderstandings. Acknowledgment: Author is grateful to Turkish Academy of Science s for its support. His education from elementary school to university wasentirely in Turkey. Istanbul Technical University. He wasoriginally chemical engineer, however, through theoretical chemistry, applied mathematics, and computationalscience years he was mostly working on methodology for computational sciences and he is continuing to do so.
Istanbul Technical University he is the founder of this institute. He collaborated with the Prof. Herschel A. Metin Demiralp has more than 80 papers in well known and prestigio us scientific journals, and, more than contributions to the proceedings of vario us international conferences.
He hasgiven many invited talks in vario us prestigio us scientific meetings and academic institutions. He has a good scientificreputation in his country and he is the full member of Turkish Academy of Science s since He hasalso two important awards of turkish scientific establishments.
Box Plzen, Czech Republicstork kae. This is the key idea of the proposed approach to problems of dissipativity and chaos. The lectureis motivated by some fundamental questions arising in theoretical analysis of linear and nonlinear state space energyexchange between two ca us al systems under a coupling nonlinearity, including a possibility of appearing chaoticdynamics. Knowledge of principles of nonlinear dynamics and synthesis of non-chaotic and chaotic attractors is foundto be very important also for other potential applications, such as biomedical engineering, e.
Thisprovides a strong motivation for the current research on exploiting some new chaotic attractors and theirimplementations. An analog electronic circuit was designed and built to confirm typical behavior of a class of nonlinearly coupled nonchaoticand chaotic oscillators. It was explained theoretically, as well as demonstrated by computer simulationcombined with laboratory experiments that some typical chaotic phenomena can appear as a consequence ofirregular energy exchange between two coupled systems.
In our experiments, the system consists of a 2-nd ordernonlinear antidissipative subsystem nonlinearly coupled with a linear oscillator with dissipation. The part ofexperiment concern also synchronization of coupled non-chaotic and chaotic oscillators. In , he became as Associate Professor and in full professorat the Department of Applied Electronics and Telecommunication, faculty of electrical engineering on University ofWest Bohemia in Plzen, Czech Republic.
He has numero us journal and conference publications. He is member ofeditorial board magazine "Physician and Technology". The spanning trees created during the algorithms have special andinteresting properties. Using them we can obtain important statements allowing us to formulate vario us otheralgorithms. At the conference I will formulate a new concept, x-y Shortest Paths Tree, i.
Gradually received the following titles - master degree RNDr. Eva Milkova has taken part at several study visitsat the universities in EU countries and at a lot of international conferences. Her publication activity includes more than30 contributions at international conferences and journals and more than 80 contributions at Czech and Slovakconferences and journals. She has been invited as an invited speaker to several conferences as well and she has been in several scientificprogram committees of international conferences.
She isa member of editorial board of international journals and guest editor of several special issues in internationaljournals. She is a member of two scientific counsels for doctoral studies and a supervisor of considerable number ofdoctoral students. Professor Caramihai is the author of more than 17 scientific books and technical papers and is involved both in research and project management activities and he holds one patentderiving from his research.
He is a member of 4 Royal Societies and more than 20 Professional Societies. It acts asa stimulant of the nervo us system. This is the reason for consumption by the most humans of vario us CAF-containingdrugs and beverages.
The structure of the caffeine molecule is relatively simple. CAF is a purine derivative, 1,3,7-trimethylxantine 1,3,7-trimethyl-2,6-dioxopurine. Besides its principal and rapid actions on nervo us system CAF hasan effect on vario us other biological processes, including those related to functioning of DNA and some enzymes. Inspite of the simplicity of molecular structure and the importance of biological effects of CAF, detailed atomic levelmechanisms are unknown for both the main and lateral effects of CAF and related compounds.
We us e computersimulation approach to the study of CAF activity by searching for its possible complexes with biopolymer fragments. Molecular mechanics is the principal method for the calculations of the energy of interactions between CAF and thebiopolymer fragments. More exact and having more physical basis quantum mechanics methods are possible forconsiderations of CAF interactions with rather small molecules only.
The energy minimization enables us to suggestthe most favorable configurations of the complexes; the us e of Monte Carlo sampling provides us with the mostpopulated by CAF regions of the biopolymer surface and with mean energy and structure characteristics of thecomplexes. Recently we started computational study of the main CAF action .
The principal CAF targetat physiologically important concentrations refers to adenosine receptors. It is a common opinion that CAF is acompetitive antagonist of adenosine. At the first step to molecular level elucidation of CAF action, we have found aset of the minima of the interaction energy between CAF and the fragments of human A1 adenosine receptor.
Itappears that the deepest minima refer to H-bond formation of CAF with amino acid residues involved in interactionswith adenosine, its agonists and antagonists. CAF can block the atomic groups of the adenosine repressors responsible for the interactions withadenosine, not necessary by the formation of H bonds with them, but simply hide these groups from the interactionswith adenosine. Poltev received his Ph. He has the following experience. Polteve has published more than papers in reviewed journals including review papers, book chapters andinvited contributions.
Recent publications are in Int. Development of computational methods for the study of the structureand biological functions of biopolymers. The application of computational methods to the investigations of molecularmechanisms of pharmacological actions of biologically active substances; directed search of new drugs.
It considers the importance of linking knowledge management strategy with the corporate strategyin order to gain maximum benefits. The important factors for knowledge management implementation are consideredas well. A special foc us is given on the need to undertake knowledge audit as an initial step for any knowledgemanagement initiative, as well as a tool for monitoring knowledge management implementation and results.
Here,some knowledge audit approaches suitable for SMEs are presented and the tools which could be us ed for measuringknowledge assets and flows. Brief Biography of the Speaker:Dr. She has professional experience as research fellowand project manager at the Centre for Information Society Technologies of Sofia University, where she took part atcoordination and expert level in 6 FP7 projects, 3 FP6 projects, etc.
Presently, Dr. Gourova took part at expert level in the area of newtechnologies in the work of some international organizations, such as the Council of Europe, the Information SocietyForum at the European Commission. Her primary research is cross-disciplinary foc us ed on Knowledge management,ICT impact, and digital divide.
Her research interests further foc us on e-skills, mobility and career of researchers. Institutions can be political, economic,social, but generally they are a complex combination of these. Universities and academies of higher educationfrequently offer courseware on 'Political Engineering'; the title has an interdisciplinary flavor, suggesting some kind ofengineering applied to political science. When you proceed from heading to subject, you find tools of economictheory, game theory, social-choice theory and formal logic us ed in ample.
There is everything but engineering! Thislecture is the first bold attempt to apply genuine methodologies in mechanical engineering design to Governance. The paper revolves around the solution to acomplex problem: comparing the size of a road roller required resurfacing a road most efficiently with the number ofelected representatives required ruling a population in a country or state most effectively.
The solution emerges inthe shape of a sophisticated software that I call "political machinery'. This research is aimed to compel a sizeablepercentage of conventional political pundits and exponents of s us tainable living to conclude that governance can bebettered by employing machine designers to assist parliamentarians-turned-policy makers. Perhaps, the phrase,political machinery, wants to live up to its technically oriented name.
Des at IIT Delhi. Algorithms, with computer aided analyse and application in the specific case of heat pipe heat exchanger HPHE ispresented, also. Inside the heat exchanger, us ually, we have a combination of the EHE in a parallel, a series ora mixed arrangement. The performance behaviour of each EHE depend, essentially, on the position inside theexchanger, taking in account that the temperatures of both fluids are variable in the longer of the exchanger.
Finally,the overall performance of the exchanger is a sum of the performance of the total number of EHE. The algorithm topredict the performance oh HPHE is based on the knowledge of the behaviour of EHE in very different conditions behaviour obtained by laboratory tests and on the us e of a specific software, which is presented more detailed inthe lecture.
While short-term fading is mitigated through the us e of diversity techniques typically at the single base station microdiversity , us e of such microdiversity approaches alone will not be sufficient to mitigate the overall channeldegradation when shadowing is also concurrently present. Since both short- and long-term fading coexist in wirelesssystems, we m us t simultaneo us ly take their influence into account.
Macrodiversity is us ed to alleviate the effects ofshadowing, where multiple signals are received at widely located base stations, ensuring that different long-termfading is experienced by these signals. The simultaneo us us e of multiple base stations and the processing of signalsfrom these base stations will provide the frame work for both macro and micro-diversity techniques to improve theperformance in shadowed fading channels.
At the macro-level, SC is basically a fast response handoff mechanismthat instantaneo us ly or, with minimal delay chooses the best base station to serve mobile based on the signal powerreceived. The level crossing rate LCR and the average fading duration AFD are second-order statistical quantities,which complement the static probabilistic description of the fading signal the first-order statistics , and have foundseveral applications in the modelling and design of practical systems and designing of wireless communicationsystems.
The second order statistics of SC Selection Combining macrodiversity operating over the Gamma shadowed fadingchannels are derived. The macrodiversity system of SC type consists of two microdiversity systems and selection isbased on their output signal power values. Each microdiversity system is of SC type with arbitrary number ofbranches in the presence of vario us types of short time fading. This range of short-time fading distributionincludes all important fading phenomenons.
Considering Nakagami-m and Hoyt distribution multipath scattering withrelatively large delay-time spreads, with different cl us ters of reflected waves are described. In that way good fits tocollected data in indoor and outdoor mobile-radio environments are provided. Also the consideration of propagationpaths, consisting of one strong direct line-of sight LoS signal, and many randomly reflected, us ually weaker signalsis included trought the Ricean distribution. Since base stations at the macrodiversity level are widely located, due tosufficient spacing between antennas, long-term fading is moddeled with joint distribution of two statisticallyindependent Gamma distributions.
Brief Biography of the Speaker:Dragana S. Krstic was born in Pirot, Serbia. Her field of interest includes telecommunications theory, optical communication systems,wireless communication systems, satellite communication systems etc. She works at the Faculty of ElectronicEngineering in Nis since She participated in more Projects which are supported by Serbian Ministry of Science.
She is a member of technicalprogram committees and international scientific committees of several scientific conferences. Proceedings of the International Conference on Applied Computer Science Plenary Lecture 9Better living arrangement supported by communication technique from the viewpoints ofbeneficiariesProf. Hidetoshi Wakamatsu, Ph. The information systems based on the same principle combined with anewly developed button type simple computer for definite inevitable functions are introduced as a unified system.
Itwas particularly designed not only for everyday life convenience but also for sudden illness threatened to life for thelonely living persons. The unified system works on the basis of its safety, reliability and flexibility, reflecting limits andvulnerability of past technical achievements in wellness and well-being. We emphasize the importance of wide areanetworks, considering its easy replacement and convenience for public benefits, including favorable economics andeasy-to-handle equipment, as systems boasting both high-tech and multiple functions in a single apparat us do notnecessarily lead to widespread us e.
Hereby, the active us e of the Internet environment is also mentioned for the wideprovision of convenience on public benefits. Vario us appropriate systems as variations on the basis of same principleare presented for the help of guidance, health care, nursing and medical affairs, physical exercise, am us ement,rehabilitation, social participation and so on.
The proposals on policies aimed at hardware development, softwareimprovement and system management, which can help better us e of these networks with technical viewpoints andequipment derived from our trials with comprehensive engineering issues related to developing and practicalutilization of basic functions. Although our argument and views cover some, not all, pertinentaspects, we try to ill us trate and advocate the roles and possibilities that we can play in wellness and well-being.
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